Maybe I should clarify. Local (to me, in the US) Indian stores. Not local to India grocery stores.

Downvote for being positive.

OOOOOOH, IIIIIIII'M TRYING

That sounds awesome!

ahh, nostalgia.

See, that's your problem. If there's an article that doesn't interest you, you need to berate everyone and anyone associated with it, including DARPA for having created this monstrosity that is the internet. It's really the only way people will know you're not interested.

I wonder if I can find this at local Indian grocery stores. I tend to avoid ketchup (especially when barbecue sauce is right there), but I'd like to give this a try.

Dear AV Club,

separate story. My friend's dad met Steven Spielberg once. As he had to think fast of one of his movies, he said "I loved Star Wars". Steven replied that he also liked it.

It's not bad on occasion. I'll drink it once in a….

My coworker in the office next to me used to work for the company that made them. He said they all warned their boss that this would happen.

The key is to drink so much it ends up being a Groundhog Day experience.

Because we've all been burned by them before.

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What I've realized is that it tastes like overripe papaya (which I hate). Once I grouped in there, it actually made it slightly more palatable .But yeah, the smell is something awful. Rotting onions and I don't know…feet?

Ever seen a Buddha's hand? It's a citrus that looks like some f'ed up growth. It's all pith. There's no juice or seeds in it (I have no idea how it's grown, come to think of it). Anyway, I had read about them, for infusing alcohol, and within a week, I found them at my local grocery store chain. I've never seen them…

At the Magic Hat brewery tour, they tell a good story of a time they brewed a garlic beer. It's the only beer they ever recalled from shelves. They kept them in the brewery to use as punishment on each other. When there was only one left, the CEO took it for himself during a company gathering, and threw up.

Damn. no one replied. I still have no idea how they're used!

remove 15% of the population most detrimental to humanity, including those that want to remove 15% of the population.

My girlfriend's roommate is a jeweler, and makes her living traveling to different shows. Oftentimes she'll trade a piece with another vendor for something she wants/likes. Most recently she received a framed plaster mold of a labia.