I think the sentence that makes the most sense there is, “Child pornography ageing, never mind nirvana.”

A long-standing defamation lawsuit was recently dismissed when it was unquestionably proven that surfers are indeed, buttholes.

I always loved how Troy had no idea who Billy Joel was but was apparently a huge fan of both the Barenaked Ladies and the Traveling Wilburys.

the definition of porn is vague...but it isn’t non-existent. I think it is generally something like that it appeals exclusively to prurient interests (or that its appeal to prurient interests greatly outweights any artistic or cultural value). There is no world in which that picture is pornographic, if the judge said…

The definition of porn is so vague that it’s largely at the judge’s discretion, but we’re talking about the cover art to the 25th-35th bestselling album of all time. Approximately 1 in 27 Americans bought a copy. Declaring images of the Sistine Chapel child porn would arguably cause fewer problems. It’d be an insane…

“Ageing”?

Hopefully by Lionel Hutz. He handled the case against the fraudulent movie The Neverending Story!

When automation goes wrong

I understand that there is also a class action suit against The Bare Naked Ladies.

This is a hell of an option to have on your website:

He also claimed in the suit that the photograph had a sexual context, making the tot look like a “sex worker grabbing for a dollar bill.”

(SPOILER ALERT FOR 70-year-old book)
Maybe they think that him turning out to be the murderer makes it okay, like how Joe Carnahan thought that casting Mel Gibson as the bad guy gave him a pass.

Wow. A guy who is a huge creeper in many ways with Hammer. Then you also got TWO anti-vaxxers in this thing (Brand & Wright) front and center.

It would be shorter to list dates where enoki were available, instead of listing recalls:

“Maybe the problem is Americans don’t know how to eat them. They like to eat mushrooms in salad, but we [Asians] know you have to cook these mushrooms.”

Wait, octopi Wall Street fans?

In the 1990s, Jacques Pepin and Julia Child had a PBS series where the premise was there was more than one way to cook something. The poultry episode had Julia reminding us to rinse the chicken, and Jacques smirked and said he never does that because (paraphrasing) “you’re cooking it, what germs can survive?” and…

I’m white and American and my grandma taught me to wash the chicken. I stopped some time ago though. Unless it’s dirty. Sometimes if you buy chicken feet they’re still dirty and they need a careful (non-splashy) rinse.

Still not the best chicken at a football match in recent history. This gentleman made his debut in 2012.