This reminds me that I need to send mine out.

Beyonce does not ask. She simply wills things into existence.

New Black Panther DVD tag: “We swear, it’s the best movie out of the top 15 all time grossers! Honest!”

You and I both know this is better than whatever they’re actually going to make.

Here’s an exclusive clip!!

It’s probably driven by an effort to recoup development costs on the photo-realistic technology. People tend to forget that Disney has a long history with milking a cash cow dry with lackluster sequels.

Top-notch asshole? Quick! Alert the Cats visual effects crew!

“...and written by Jeff Nathanson, the writer behind the 2019 remake.”

I wonder if he’ll be thrust into some sort of existential dread when he realizes there isn’t an existing film whose script he can transcribe and add his name to. 

We get to see how Scar getting bullied in 8th grade turned him into a top-notch asshole.

I don’t need this, but I do need Barry Jenkins making more films, so if this gets him paid and the freedom to make other stuff then it’s a win. Hopefully he doesn’t get entirely swallowed up by the soulless blockbuster machine.

They’re saving the play so they can do an animated remake of the play and then a live-action remake of the cartoon remake that’s a remake of the play. And after that, they’ll do a sequel of the remake of the remake of the remake

WTF is the film industry going to do when James Earl Jones passes? Trying to bring back any character he voiced is going to go awful, no matter how they approach it.

Imagine if Disney had made an adaptation of the vastly superior stage musical instead of rehashing a movie that lives and dies by its gorgeous animation and ability to capture unrealistic facial expressions.

Blech. Who is asking for this shit?

I usually go with Dancing with the hasbeens and bottom feeder's.

I won’t get into the story about how I know, but you want to avoid butthole cuts. They take a long time to heal and easily get infected.

Hasn’t 2020 hurt us enough already?

“Dancing With The People Desperately Clinging to 15 Minutes of Fame That Expired Long Ago” didn’t test as well with the focus groups.

With the way this show stretched the definition, they should call it Dancing with the “Stars”

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