Have you ever seen a vagina?

Mmm. Discolored and bleeding, just like I like em.

They're not supposed to look like that?

Evan Mathis' real bar tab:

His father was a hamster and his mother smelled of elderberries!

This should be a thing.

Got to work one morning and there's a dead sparrow laying right in front of the glass door. There's also a dead hawk. There were two marks on the door. The hawk must have been right behind the sparrow, gaining, gaining...

Birds do that all the time to hawks, though they usually gang up. Sparrows and crows in particular will agitate the shit out of hawks to try to deter them from, you know, disemboweling one of their own. This might all be going down in the general vicinity of the mockingbird's nest, which could explain why it's just…

Good grief. Calm down. He was just throwing out a scenerio where the US might be able to advance.

Was it over when the Gremans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Success/Failure for this team depends largely on if they can find a good training montage and get pumped up. Just my opinion.. Gotta have a montage.

Whoa, they repopulated to that many?

Poor kid is so terrified he's been reduced to sitting on his own stool.

Humans are very naturally competitive animals. No human should be drugged up or beaten, but running is instinctive.

Steve Coburn: It's all or nothing. It's unfair to these horses who have been there since day one. This is the coward's way out.

Horse-gait

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

These thieves are obvious amateurs that will never be able to go pro.

I wonder what brand of camera he had strapped to his head.

+1 folicle