Joey Crawford: (cums)

Your cat doesn't love you. You are making that up, and you should know that.

This is the first time a cat has ever done anything selfless, hence it's news.

Wilbon was not surprised. Nor was anyone else except Dan Shaughnessy.

Maybe everybody else was just really, really bad.

No one here knows me for shit, but rest assured im getting ripped and being bitter the RIGHT way....

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I will red-sock the next tattooed, 18 year-old Red Sox fan that claims Boston is the best ball club in the history of the game.

.... Oh. I dunno

Also, Bin Laden was a Cardinal's fan. Spooky.

FAU will be holding a press conference in a few minutes

Pictured: Carl Pelini, about to go down, over grass

Yeah. Like this guy.

Regardless of whichever version of events is true, I'm really hoping that his fight had everything to do with the pronunciation of "jaguar."

This is very depressing and only goes to prove that God hates Jags.

So damn true. Whenever someone shows me a pic of their kid and is all like, doesn't s/he look like so-and-so, I panic. They're cute squishy fat things that we are hard-wired to want to care for. I don't notice anything specific until they're 1 or 2.

They do. Kinda like little Winston Churchills.

He kind of looks like Hitchcock in this one

I was just going to post the same thing. You beat me to it.

going to put an asterik next to Gerhig, because he didn't have to face black pitchers because they weren't allowed in the league??