There is nothing subtle about explosions

I understand... and feel bad about the joke.

Wow. Concussions in Football... Now Percussions in Futbol?

Great job done here by Shane McNulty, hurrying the quarterback and causing the bad pass that was picked off. Also a good job by other Shane McNulty, putting the hit on the player pursuing the ball. And an awesome job by the other Shane McNulty, picking off the ball and hustling 93 yards for the touchdown.

Q1. Are the all the best players in the world playing in the World Cup?

Haha. Thanks for proving my point. I love it when people make themselves look like fools in the commenting sections of sports blogs.

I'm pretty sure this home run broke at least two or three physical laws.

I hope it's a joke too. Who the fuck writes a sports blog post about a game they didn't even watch?

We need a base in Argentina.

God bless our Military-Industrial Complex.

I'm American and a huge USA soccer fan. So, yeah, I actually watched the game and know that USA scored 2 points.

Moral victories are nice; three points are nicer.

Then I look forward to headlines like "Alabama stun Auburn" this fall.

XOXO, ALL GOOD LEMME JUST RIDE THIS HIGH OFF THE WIN

Noted. Was trying to make a joke about the perceived lack of interest in soccer in the U.S.

I'm just pointing out the conspicuous, frilly deviation from American English usage when an American publication discusses soccer and wishes to be taken seriously.

Wait wait wait wait shouldn't that headline be "America react to game-winner ..."

Yes, I fucking know that, six beers by halftime rattled my brain and I brain-farted Ginobili's place. But you know what? Don't give a shit, I'm gonna keep celebrating and you can suck my dick all the way down your gullet.

A hockey ref wouldn't sit out a series finale.