Last question. How far can you kick a futbol?

It's not about grammar, it's about calling out poseurish affectations and changing the rules of language just to suit a subject matter.

can you say something mean about jonathan franzen thx

This is a great article. I especially like that you use British pluralization standards. It makes you sound much more savvy and knowledgeable about the sport of soccer. Keep it up, friend!

Seriously, I want to care about soccer. It seems like a lovely sport. But when writers for American publications use British pluralization rules ("Algeria have maybe two") my mind flies into a fucking rage and I have no opportunity to love this beautiful sport.

Thank you!

Was Trot Nixon suspended for his bat-throwing incident? This was like 10 years ago. I don't feel like Goolging. Tx

Moe's has a salsa bar, where you can really load up on the shit. Which is pretty much its only redeeming quality.

This is definitely related, because they're both the brown ones who speak Spanish.

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the Sox-Rays has secretly been a more interesting rivalry over the past few years than Sox-Yanks

Can I just say, though, that Weiner has a surprisingly big dinger and is in surprisingly good shape?

he can't fucking help himself

Wes Welker: [cums]

I meant human babies.

What a cutie with a widdle bow-tie!

*begins to back away slowly*

At least he combs his hair the right way.

Well OK, there are exceptions to every rule.

Still #notsorry.