All babies look the same.

If the Sox do win the Series, you'll have to take into account the fact that that's three rings for Ortiz as a member of the Sox.

fuck.

You know how I know that's fake?

I'll say this: As a Red Sox fan, I was NOT feeling good about Beltran being up at the plate with a runner on. Not good at all. Even with Koji.

GUYS CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW OLD MICHAEL WACHA IS I DONT REMEMBER

REPORT: Xander Bogaerts is actually very generous. Puff-puff-pass.

also Cap'n Crunch was only an ensign :-(

Absolutely brilliant.

Which do you think is more likely to be authentic and not actually a corporate lie-fest pretend-up send-up? The Jeff Gordon commercial or this thing?

My word. I had no idea. And I've lived with women, too.

Hey, male here. Can you please lady-splain something to me?

Barry. Wanted to say. Great fucking headline.

I'd sell it.

huh?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. People of color.

Dude, that happens to me all the time. I'll be thinking sexy thoughts and all of a sudden I'll just shout TOM BRADYYYYY. Ugh, weird.

Seeing him and Ellsbury hit one after the other is such a treat. Spoiled baseball fans, we are.

Ugh. ABs. My bad. In my defense I'm retarded.

Xander Bogaerts. The guy had the most exciting BPs in the ALCS. And he's adorable.