God bless the Germans, for thinking 24 letter compound words are reasonable ;)

So are wipers called Wipenwindschutzscheibes?

Trump will never sleep with you. Give it up.

I’m sure it’ll baby, provided “baby” is some 55yo broad with half her teeth gone and tits that hang to her knees....

I think this was the most favorite post I’ve read so far on Jalopnik, and that’s going back to Doug DeMuro times!

“kaBOOOOOM!!!!”

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

Yeah, it’s a range of mountains. Sierra mountains. There are several hundred miles of Sierras south of where I am.

(Also, there are Sierra Nevadas in the Spanish province of Granada)

Krass, which means “awesome.” (I now refer to my van as the Krassler Voyager.)

There’s plenty of excellent kinja users with zero experience that can write well enough to meet the requirements. Why block them with an arbitrary ‘5 years experience required’ clause?

no experience necessary

Del Taco on a road trip? Bold strategy, Collins.

A Mitsubishi Eclipse of the Heart?

Restaurant edition.

Ayyy, welcome back! Seeing you and Stef Schrader back in employment swells my heart, an organ I had thought long dormant beyond its base function. That Rich Energy saga, pretty wild right? That’s gonna be a fun read.

Yukon Wins hands down. No one actually wants to live with a bare bones old ass truck, and the Flex is a car. No bueno for AK.

Mirage is crap.

Username checks out.

Do we have to flip through a slide show to see other pictures of it?