Be honest, you’re not mad that there’s “politics” on Jalopnik, you’re mad because there’s politics you don’t agree with on Jalopnik.

STFU. And then STFU again. Fucking idiot.

That is an insult to all equidae, good sir. At least donkeys have demonstrated they are capable of accepting new information.

14K for that heap ? I was truly expecting more like 9K. The Mirage is the worst car in the universe. You can get a Versa Notes for 1 grand more, also with a manual (which is usually what base model comes with in that category, nothing special here), or 1,800 more that will put you in a far superior Honda Fit.

Monospacing / lack of kerning.

Musk Envy sounds like a cologne. A really expensive bad cologne that pedos like to wear.

you put it in a museum where it belongs. you don’t put it on live television. you don’t put it on monuments for traitors after the head traitor himself said DON’T DO THAT, and you don’t ignore what that symbol means to the oppressed.

Idon’t give one flying fuck if it represents heritage to some folks (it should bring…

That brake pedal probably jams a block of wood against the asphalt to stop. Kinda like a San Francisco cable car.

Given how the world has an overcapacity of producing vehicles, Renault disappearing is a good place to start.

Everyone lives in a dead guy's apartment.

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

Enzo Ferrari famously named a car after his son, Dinosaur Ferrari.

All of these people need to be in jail. And I will absolutely watch the bonus episode. 

Don’t ever change. 

Who the hell told you I was professional?

You’re an ICU nurse? Today, the question isn’t what car you should buy, it’s what car we should buy for you.

In Jason’s defense, fucking is a good adjective for the President. Sometimes the trips to the mushroom kingdom are even consensual.

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

Schrader has spoken.

Yet, they have somehow garnered an enormous amount of respect from the automotive community.