Jason Evelyn Torchniksy!
I thought you had your facts straight on lightology. That extra pod in the Golf 4 Headlight is there to house the optional foglamps. If you have them, they’re sitting in there. https://www.netcarshow.com/volkswagen/1997-golf_iv/1600x1200/wallpaper_09.htm

Plus: Some dummy lights nowadays still…

I never knew you could have a blinker motor.

At least it’s in ROCKauto’s catalog. Ga-Hyuck! :D

Dave: Writes humongously long article
Me: Heeeheee... Gaylord :X

Hands down a 2017 Hyundai Elantra. Yes, it’s as boring as a rainy day, but with its non-turbo 2.0 it felt reasonably sprite, while delivering truly astonishing gas milage, even though I’ve driven it heartily all over the Colorado Rockies. It’s just the perfect random car. Small, spacious, practically invisible when…

The first gen Volkswagen Touareg. The thing looks like the incarnation of a snobby soccer mom ride, but it truly has the right specs. With optional air suspension and ground clearance from here to the moon, disconnectable sway bars and two real difflocks, this thing goes almost anywhere. It’s also heavy as heck,…

The return of the Camry dent

David my friend... You should have brought along some torching-expert. Maybe even someone who carries this kind of tool in his name.

Of course I’m talking about our favourite author Jayden Torchowski.

Did you forget to take your meds again?

Some of them were just put in as nicknames during construction, or because of the way they feel. Some (like “Hohe Acht” mark geographical details, some are named after adjacent villages. Lastly a few were named after real persons. The last time, a corner received a name was after Stefan Bellof’s death.

Diesel. E-Class. Wagon.

*cough* allow me...

Nice.

I love how the Japanese make an abbreviation for everything. SDMS sounds so much better than “yeah, well you can ride it in “sport” if you like”...

Probably, because it IS the lowest SUV ever...

It seems that after Torch’s Changli had some design clues of the Ford Transit, they now switched over to the new Explorer’s design language.

Mr. and Mrs. Butts should have named their son Seymore.

You’ve just missed Mr. Regular’s Vagabond Falcon

It would probably be way more interesting for Chevy Colorado owners...

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