Almost. Scheibenwischer... Pane-of-glass-wipers. Maybe some parts lists will even file them under Windschutzscheibenwischer. :D

More importantly: What kind of antenna trickery is this object right in the middle of the windscreen.
Random German fact: The windscreen is called Windschutzscheibe. Pane-of-glass-protecting-from-the-wind, so to speak. 

Howdy, Mister Rodríguez! If I could read with my eyes closed, I could dream myself into a 318ti and starting it up, just like you described. This oughta be good!

Nice to read you, sir! I’m glad that Jalopnik has somebody new that keeps it alive. :)

Nothing. Exactly nothing.

Sorry for being so frugal about this exceptionally wonderful story (congrats on the birth of your daughter by the way!!!) but: how was that drive to the hospital?

Could you show us a picture of this working in the dark?

Why don’t you use some spacers to put in as BAW’s? (Big Ass Washers)

Turn arooooound...

I feel like it’s an early 80s Japanese thing... Just looks right.

Look, everybody! Our Touareg is on Jalopnik! :D

Am I the only one who wants to know why there’s an M-Class hanging from a rig?

Elantra all the way. I had one as a rental last year and even though it still was a 2018 model and as plain-jane as it gets, I loved it to bits. Sure it’s the typical an car, but I always liked the looks (even more before the 2020 model) and I managed to get into the high 40s mpg-wise, even though we went…

“Jalopnik was the kind of car culture that we, kids growing up in an era where the concept of mobility was more becoming important than anything Motor Trend, Car & Driver, or Automobile ever could have said, cared about and wanted to read. We weren’t mad about the transformation of car culture around us, we just…

Do. It.

German guy here: Actually it’s “Knick” and not “Kink”. But it is not pronounced “Nick” but “cnick”. Like “click” only with an N after the C. :)

It’s amazing to see how much he polarizes by himself. The pro-Trump-knuckleheads will love him even more while the rest of the world gets more apalled each and every day.

It’s also interesting, that almost every time, that latin letters are used in China, they opt for this peculiar serif-font that always looks slightly off.

Get a Touareg or a Q7!

Why didn’t you just tape a plastic container of some sort underneath the speedo?