Surely the Dodgers, of all teams, can find a way to end a blackout.

“I said show them a scrum! A SCRUM!”

Jesus this is depressing

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Soccer? I’d barely rank her!

Um, Sox fan here. You’re full of shit.

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

The self mythologizing of Cubs and Red Sox fans My comment is fucking insufferable.

That you feel the need to come on here and pat yourself on the back on a Cubs post is the most Sox fan inferiority complex thing ever. Cheers.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

Thank you for posting this. As soon as I stop crying for the 75th time I’m getting on the Addison bus with a box full of chalk. I have quite a few names to add to that wall.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

You can only reduce the number of head hits. I suggest requiring that the tackler use arms (ie. wrap the tackled player), as in rugby.

The last time I saw a Smith bounce like that, I don’t have a punchline for this joke.

Boy that went full Shyamalan at the very end.

I was first exposed to Alex Jones years ago in the film Waking Life and I watched that movie over and over again, usually with the help of some type of hallucinate. I was mesmerized by his speech, thinking he “really got it.”