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The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1 800 273 8255. Don’t be ashamed to ask for help when watching terrible football. Titans-Jaguars this Thursday. Get help, folks.

Ogwumike’s second effort fallaway shot to win it was among the very best game-winning shots I’ve ever seen in 30+ years of hoops fandom. Just astounding.

Sorry but I’m going to be that guy...

The Cubs were making outs at a *blistering* pace tonight.

When they fill the infield with water?

It has risen indeed!

But when will he actually take a walk? Hacking (and eventually getting a base hit) is possible with enough at-bats, but the lack of walks suggest that his batting eye might just not be up to snuff.

*facestump*

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

“I don’t see what you did there.”

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

I bet he didn’t see that happening again.

“If it’s old enough to bleed...” -Curt Schilling

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

Your wife sounds cool. Is she, uh, seeing anybody?

Kudos for your honesty and empathy toward a sensitive issue.

It’s amazing how ridiculously unaware people are to the open mockery of Native Americans. My son is a Cub Scout, and we just did a family camping trip. One of the dads, an Irish Catholic originally from New England, wore a Native American headdress the entire weekend. My wife is half Cherokee, and while generally very

Lifelong Tribe fan here. I wore a Chief Wahoo hat from ~1995 to a CLE-MIN game at Target Field last year. While waiting in line to get my ticket scanned, a Native American with a sign that said “MY HERITAGE IS NOT YOUR MASCOT” rolled up on me without a word, but a look that said “Dude, seriously?”

Was going to say, holy shit since when is this new? Haha, we’ve always had the shit division.

The streak’s still alive if you’re talking about regulation play. Long live the streak!