He’s actually the worst part of the Giants broadcast team, as far as I’m concerned. And he’s pretty good.

GODDAMMIT...why didn’t I think of that?

There—fixed it for you.

Of course he’ll go to Orlando. Bird and Magic will be linked forever.

“I don’t give a shit.”

I’m the old man yelling at a cloud, but EVERYONE carries the ball now! Damn near every “crossover” is just the player palming the ball and taking off. So singling out Isaiah for it makes little sense.

No major pro team has ever played in the 40-year-old Coliseum

WUT

Why do the girls all have long faces if they’re having so much fun?

“As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”

Well, goddammit—now I have to like Jim Harbaugh.

Rectum?? It nearly killed him!!

I never knew that! (obviously)

That panda shot after that dude like he was a shoot of bamboo.

I LOL’d...but why is there burnt toast on the label?

Holy fuck—I just laughed until I cried.

I was Justin time to see this!

Russell Westbrook is amazing, and he is having an amazing season. However, it’s worth noting that when comparing his season to Oscar’s triple-double one, the one advantage Russell has now is that official scorers give out assists MUCH more readily than in years past (there was an article about this recently, but I…

“Here’s a guy who can’t stop inappropriately texting a college student.”

I hope this one goes better than the last time a San Antonio-based force took on a government-backed army...