I had never heard of this team until today. This may be the first time RedTube has ever helped someone get OUT of incognito mode.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

the sound the grape lady makes after she falls is forever burned into my brain.

When it comes to Boston, “At least he wasn’t screaming racial slurs at the outfielders” is the best we can hope for.

I would say Patrick Swayze, but after that Dirty Dancing remake last night, I doubt he is up for anything today.

Sheet? Don’t be ridiculous. Ghosts don’t have sex in sheets, as everyone knows from the scene in Ghostsbusters where a ghost gives Ray a blowjob (which is, for the record, technically known as a boojob).

What, and fuck it through the sheet? This isn’t some Orthodox Jew wedding night, I wanna see it all.

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Zaza went up to contest the shot, landed, and then looked to see the outcome of the shot. People are fucking reaching on “he meant to put his foot under kawhi” Get out of here with that

to me it is an obviously inflammatory take meant to get clicks. And if I’m being honest, Deadspin has been doing that more and more lately. It’s too bad.

Because it’s important for people to hate the Warriors and it’s hard to hate them unless people make shit up.

How the fuck is Kawhi landing on Zaza’s foot ‘Zaza Pachulia came down hard on Kawhi Leonard’s foot’?

MLB made a simple calculation that the odds of a successful take out slide weren’t worth the risk of losing star players for long periods of time. And the traditionalists can crow all they want, but take out slides, along with homeplate collisions, are not really baseball plays. If they were a part of the game, it was…

I heard he was on that lean.

The “Rumble Pony” was an option in the basement at the Continental Baths when Bette Midler was headlining.

So...he has risen?

Maybe he should try a little harder not to Rays his glove* next time?

I’d be surprised if anyone in Cleveland even knows what lean is.

Hey now, my 94-year-old grandpa can do a whole bunch of jumps off hills on an ATV.