Collinsworth is usually right

God damnit. The Colts are going to be the reason I go to an early grave. Only a Trump victory could send me there earlier. My body may literally combust.

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

On... on his foot, right?

Wow, you seem really cool bro! Do you vape?

It’s hard to believe one person can contain this amount of stupid.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

How in the fuck was this post not about this:

Alex Gonzalez is the real Steve Bartman and any Cubs fan worth their salt knows this.

Because I never get tire of this GIF and shitting on Giants Fan’s worship of EYBS, here is how I imagine them reacting last night:

I just can’t believe he never went to Zach Britton.

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.

See! It wasn’t Jose Mesa’s fault! They didn’t put in any outfielders!

Watching it at work last night with a full bar here in Boston. When Miller came in everyone started talking about how much they miss Francona.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Counterpoint:

and he (usually) calls a good game.

Ah Canada. Where the cops remind you of your rights before they even catch you.

that joke is SODAmn dumb

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?