Here was a particularly phony and dishonest line of argument, which went basically unchallenged by The Ringer’s reporter (emphasis mine):

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

In a related story the Yankees announced they will be adding a $50 “We’re not dead yet” surcharge to tickets for remaining home games this season.

Donate to Dansby’s Doltish Dandies. Denote Dollar Donations by Denomination.

Holy shit +1

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

Was the windshield tinted black?

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

This is disgusting. I can’t believe in the desperate search for mid-day ratings, a network TV station would air such garbage. I hope more people get angry about this, ugh, Rudy Giuliani, what a waste.

So you are saying he is scrappy.

I went with Jag captain Graham Splurt, for obvious reasons:

Ok, that was a stretch.

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

You can’t abide by a national anthem that makes you think about the oppression of minorities? Try thinking about the 380,000 Northern soldiers who died in the Civil War primarily fighting to end the enslavement of black men, women and children more than 150 years ago.

The NFL? Disingenuous?! HOW DARE YOU!

Being white makes you an expert on everything. Being white is the fucking tits.

Nice of Glenn Beck to make it clear right in the name that his network is either:

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

I haven’t seen a range that impressive since I broke into Bobby Flay’s home and toured his kitchen in the nude. (He had an old Ozzie Smith highlight reel playing for some reason.)