a few years ago I mocked up what I thought would be the perfect Tebow logo and on-field cleat.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Damn it. At least, you’re at McDonalds probably biting on a Sausage Mcgriddle. I’m at Barnes & Noble having to pay for the magazine that I'm reading soaked up with my tears.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

RIP Teddy Bridgewater

Apparently the knee couldn't handle all the weight from teddys little friend

Can’t

They should make an award for MVP of Intangibles. It would be made of air, and players would “receive” it by miming.

This is a good joke and you’re all dead to me

No. Stop. I’m dying!

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

the best clap back

“You guys are heroes”