“I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said, ‘Sorry, we’re closed.’ You don’t have to be sorry. It’s 3 a.m., and you’re a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I’m not gonna walk by at 10 a.m. and say ‘Hey, I walked by at 3, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology.…

Shit, I get upset when I have to scroll to the bottom of a drop down menu to get the the US.

I think it’s just because NBC is so used to hearing the word “ratings” along with the phrase “coming in last.”

Another horrible example for America’s youth, when will people finally learn to hold their phone properly while shooting video? smdh

You might say Ready wasn’t...

Just as I was starting to get over that. Thanks.

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great.

I trip and fall all the time, where my video montage

Also, Giambi was safe:

This is false and wrong Tom.

The Patrick Ewing draft, absolutely and sincerely.

I think the hot take position on this one is that the series WASN’T rigged

Mainstream sports media generally favors Boston/New England sports teams.

The 2002 Kings Lakers series was 100% rigged by the NBA. I don’t care what anyone says.

Ah, the joys of computer controlling stuff that has no business or benefit from such a thing.

How do the women look?

Holy shit DO NOT did I just feel like I got a gut-punch when you said “find a way to HRC this thing”.... Don’t say that yet! She hasn’t lost yet.

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.