“Stooooooppppp... !
“Stooooooppppp... !
Did they clean up the mercury properly?
Counterpoint: Maybe the little bitch deserved it.
“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.” - Mitch Hedberg
I haven’t seen someone struggle this badly since Barbie tried to do the hand motions to “YMCA”.
“There’s always the next game!”
His first five major league batters faced went Single, Single, Walk, Grand Slam, Double.
It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t have a 2nd person look at that play before moving on. I can’t believe they didn’t double Czech.
As a human that has gotten his hand stuck in a Pringles can, I am in no position to judge. Solidarity, stupid jarhead bear.
The whole thing makes no sense for it’s alleged purpose.
Wingdings: Coincidentally, the same font used for Trump’s speech last night. (As translated from the original German.)
❽🕈♒♋⧫ ♓⬧ ⬥❒□■♑ ⬥♓⧫♒ ♋ ◻♏❒⬧□■ ◆⬧♓■♑ ♋ ♌♋⧫♒❒□□❍ ◻❒□❖♓♎♏♎ ♐□❒ ⧫♒♏ ⬧♏⌧ ⧫♒♏ ⬥♏❒♏ ♌□❒■ ⬥♓⧫♒📪 ♓♐ ⍓□◆ ⬥♋■⧫ ⧫□ ♍♒♋■♑♏ ⍓□◆❒ ♑♏■♎♏❒ ⬧□ ♌♏ ♓⧫📪 ⬥♏ ♋❒♏ ♋ ♐❒♏♏ ♍□◆■⧫⍓📪 ♌◆⧫ ♎□■❼⧫ ♐□❒♍♏ 🖰 ⍓♏♋❒⬧ □●♎ ♍♒♓●♎❒♏■ ⧫□ ♌♏ ♏⌧◻□⬧♏♎ ⧫□ ♒♋❖♓■♑ ⧫□ ⬧♒♋❒♏ ♌♋⧫♒❒□□❍ ♐♋♍♓●♓⧫♓♏⬧ ⬥♓⧫♒ ◻♏□◻●♏ ⧫♒♋⧫ ♎□■❼⧫ ⬧♒♋❒♏ ⧫♒♏ □❒♑♋■⬧ ⧫♒♏⍓ ⬥♏❒♏ 👌□◆❒■♏ 🕿⬧♓♍✆ ⬥♓⧫♒📪…
They show more restrain than cops in the U.S.
I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.
I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.
I liked last year’s model: inexplicably making the playoffs to get shut out in a one-game series at home, simultaneously deflating the fan base/ownership while giving them some day-after “we’re so close” delusions that mess up their long-term thinking.
“The greatest trick a philandering husband ever pulled was convincing his wife he wasn’t gay.”
I guess it’s easy to weigh them if you keep them in your nightstand.