A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

Apparently an image doesn’t count as content so I need to add some of my own.

I wish I could give you 1000 stars. You’ve nailed the reason that the “bad apple” defense is bullshit. The “good” apples virtually always circle the wagons around their own, no matter how fucking blatant and horrific the offense. The entire police culture is rotten from the bottom up, and is protected by district…

I remember seeing a stat mot long after Tamir Rice’s murder that 83% of police brutality complaints were filed against 6% of the cops.

And, of course, carrying a licensed gun is totally legal under THE ALMIGHTY SECOND AMENDMENT which it appears all the same racist idiots are so protective of.

Apparently we here in the US have the world's most skittish cops, who are frightened of every twitch and shadow that they see. Here's an idea: if you are constantly afraid for your life, maybe being a cop isn't for you. Maybe you should try something a little more low key, like being a meter minder; empty cars rarely…

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

And in answer to your headline, yes, I’m afraid you will. It breaks my heart that a part of me is grateful that my son inherited his father’s light skin tone instead of my own.

I learned a pretty important lesson about this a few years back when the Nuggets had training camp at my school for two weeks. You have to be very careful about the way athletes are portrayed in the media both good and bad. By far the nicest most courteous professional athlete I’ve ever met was Kenyon Martin of all…

I swear part of the efficacy of his speed is just his absolute resolve to use it. Like, he turned 3rd with no doubt he was going; the catcher is checking to see if he maybe is going but not expecting it and the pitcher is still pouting about the catcher fucking up while Billy is halfway to home. It’s two parts…

Of course this differs greatly from Kobe’s Lakers, where no one scored on a passed ball.

Not the first time they brought Viking clap to the European mainland.

I got 11 balls today

Wasn’t AttentionHawks a cartoon from the 80s?

South Park made Timmy and Jimmy peers of the main characters. They are not defined by their disabilities, and are annoyed at those who try talk down to them. Jimmy was the hero of a recent season, in which he stands up for freedom of the press at a time when a cowardly town could have cared less.

“I want God, I want poetry, I want danger, I want freedom, I want sin,” Chinook said as he left the only world he has known, and sought the brave new world of the wild. Later, having seen the dystopian reality of Los Angeles, Chinook was found sadly lamenting “I ate civilization. It poisoned me; I was defiled. And…

Sometimes I wonder, this late in the game, if ESPN could just change its whole mission statement and not cater to Jimmy McMouthbreather?

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

While low-hanging, the fruit is still delicious.

More like InaccuWeather, am I right!?