Inspired by the prank, A-Rod hit a home run that day. It was a Solo shot.

That’s the same goddamm thing John Connally said in Dallas.

The hypnotist will fix all of this.

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

More like Game of Threads!

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

“Now, I haven’t passed the bar trans-am but I believe that statues regarding Anthony Clint postage are rendered mute when said seagull reprehensitive makes woeful concert with an outside eternity. Irregardless of if sad consort was done with his now ledge or other wives.”
Emmitt Smith Esq.

Would you like fries with that?

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

Just like in So-chi, except that one sure seemed planned

Her name is Rio and her lab has been banned

WADA mess.

On the plus side, this will mark the first time a shitshow features actual shit.

if you build it, make Mexico pay for it.

“Is this heaven?”

“If you build it, you will probably bankrupt it.”

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

*Stares at English Degree* I appreciate you clearing that up. I’m gonna go write another paper on The Odyssey and never talk about finance again.

I may be wrong since I have little to no experience in municipal financing outside of being an internet commenter, but they usually don’t directly tax residents. Instead they put new taxes on other things (hotels, dining, soda, plastic bags, etc.), which are invariably sold to the public as being taxes on tourists and…

I believe the official Deadspin description for him is: