you shut your mouth when you talk to me about Thor. He’s FINE!

There is such societal pressure to not be wrong in the wine selection.

waiters at random places, sure

what kind of a grown up can’t order a bottle of wine?

Really great work here by WFAA on actually looking into and reporting out the agreement. So many local news outlets are usually just cheerleaders for stadium deals.

YOU MUST CHOOSE

Jesus Christ are you really making me pick sides between Florio and JJ Watt?

I see that!

What if someone does something that irks me and I decide to remove his spine?

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

She’s really cumin into her own.

What’s the dill with all these puns?

What do you expect from a team that heavily features Curry?

I was hesitant on starting a pun thread since most of them stink like anise.

Here come the herby puns, the marjorum of which will be not as good as yours.

A spice joke, how oregano.

That's some sage advice.

I did not see this cumin!

Great thyming on this post, Emma.

Rearranged: Bike Does Not Enjoy Rex and Rob Ryan Tandem Ride.