Yes you do. Yes you fucking do.

What does this guy do for a living that he has the time and money to travel to these sporting events, research what the credentials look like, and create fakes that look real enough to get him through? And are they hiring?

Dad should have been thanking authorities for the courtesy of thinking he was 20+ years younger.

How can this be “worst tweet” when it is clearly “best tweet?”

Gammons’ pocket-tweets are the best and have no business here.

Peter Gammons should be nominated for Best Tweet.

In Trump’s America Government silences y....

Nah, it begins by firing up the old eBay account.

In Soviet Russia takes issue burning hot you!

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

I actually do want a pony. An appaloosa pony. THIS PONY.

So basically she's become an NBA fan.

the NBA = WWE. Not saying it’s some huge conspiracy, but the refs understand the commish wants “fun” basketball when possible.

There was a time when Griffey would have been a major bomb, but I don’t think that any power hitter from that era would be seen as that huge a surprise at this point. Jeter would indeed prompt the craziest shit storm among baseball players. Mariano Rivera is worth a mention too. Greg Maddux perhaps as well.

Names that everyone would pretend to ignore:

He was just in a bad mood after finding out he’s gotta find a new place to sleep next time the Nats visit San Diego.

To be fair, the Padres have a solid history of supporting the homeless. Heck, their entire current roster is full of bums.

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

How dare you, sir. Baseball trade rumors are one of the three things that still bring a little joy to my otherwise mundane existence.