Burke isn’t crazy, but he’s apparently illiterate.

Settle down, Hipster. It’s pretty common knowledge that the proper nickname is “B-dubs.”

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Nah, the NFL is a distant second to your local law enforcement agency.

“Who’s this fucking guy?”

In the Fox 10 Phoenix Control Room:

I was going to correct you about it being a “network” TV station, since I thought you misunderstood the difference between a network affiliate and an owned & operated station. Then I looked up the channel and saw that it indeed is an O&O. So good job—and I apologize for assuming otherwise.

Fixed that for you.

In the NFL, it’s not down where it’s recovered in the final two minutes of a half or in overtime—if the offensive team recovers, the ball is placed at the spot of the fumble or at the spot of the recovery if it is behind where the ball is fumbled. So in the fumble here, the ball would have been placed inside the one…

The 2-point font got me. Well done!!

That’s fucking outstanding.

Teddy “Hose Monster” Bridgewater.

Jesus Christ, you and @nish80 nearly killed me.

Banana Daiquiri.

“National Cuban Sandwich Day” does not exist...

And not to be whiny (okay, maybe to really be whiny), but could someone please get me out of the greys? I’ve added to the discussion with meaningful comments (along with stupid jokes) which, when seen, have gotten good responses. I know I’m not one of the “cool kids,” but it would be nice to have my comments seen by…

Perhaps Millennials didn’t watch NBC’s coverage of the Olympics because of the delayed broadcasts, especially on the west coast. I mean, we all know Millennials are more inclined to be on social media, so they were more likely to have the results spoiled for them before NBC aired the events. No wonder they didn’t…

“I’ve been through training with a dog trainer to help me learn new potty training tips.”

This comment is #1—definitely not #2.

Really makes Bountygate seem not so bad.