But then the DNC would have been accused of jumping the shark.

Not a plastic disc—Balloon Man has a Balloon Head!!

“I’m watching you, Daddy.”

I love Ichiro. He is an absolute badass.

Goddammit..... +1

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now he has a feeling that he belongs...he has a feeling he could be someone, be someone, be someone

With the windows closed!

Air Crocs!

I don’t want to ruin the fun for all of the Cardinals-haters on here (I’m with you, although I hate the Yankees much, much more), but the Cardinals are actually underperforming. Based on their run differential, they should be 58-40. Expect a strong finish from these guys, and these posts to become less and less…

Do you think wildlife officers take time to pet the bear while it’s tranquilized? Not that the bear would feel it, but wouldn’t that be fun?

“And just like that...he’s out.”

And I would stare DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES.

Ah, das is good, ya.

Can you explain the western grip? Please use pictures.

Spoiler Alert!!!!

“I’m just going to let that slide right by—by calling attention to it instead of just asking my next question.”

It’s what lawyers recommend, because if you answer one question, you can then be compelled to answer other “related” questions, which may incriminate you. This was mentioned in the Mark Fuhrman part of the OJ Simpson 30 for 30 Documentary: when he was called back up to the stand and asked if he’d ever used the N-word,…

But it’s NOT his brother or sister. It’s someone who works in the same profession—a profession which is supposedly committed “to protect and to serve” EVERYONE. He’s the leader of a fucking union—he doesn’t even have authority to keep cops at home (that would be the police chief).

I can’t wait to see them together...in a bus, going over a cliff.