Trust me: it wasn’t any better for those of us who “got” the sports references.

A-fucking-men.

I don’t think many LSU football players could spell sexual harassment classes even with S.E.C.

Certainly not Fort Humblebrag!

I read that in the voice of Ron Swanson and it made me very happy.

I got married in May and, like you, checked the weather every day. It was also to no avail: even with all of my checking, I still got married.

You know what would have been more satisfying? If somehow the ball could have hit both Hample and McCann in the face.

No—the offspring of Davy Jones & the Toxic Avenger.

And shine your own shoes...

This needs more love.

Um, what?

David Eckstein! Old-timey baseball fans/writers finding out all that GRIT wasn’t natural would make their heads explode.

Considering in the latter part of his career Griffey had numerous injuries that are consistent with someone using steroids, his name wouldn’t surprise me. If someone unlikable had as many signs as he did, baseball media would have treated him like they did Bonds/ARod.

I laughed so hard at work at the Gammons tweet that I had to walk outside. People thought I was having a seizure.

It will be horrible after the events of this past week to see someone decapitated on live TV.

I’m surprised LeBron didn’t flop into the railing and get the camera operator ejected.

These jokes never get old...probably because I AM old.

So the Blue Jays weren’t fooled by the Eflin magic?

You HAVE to be a Phillies fan with that level of snark (well done, btw).

I like Junior Roy Jones, Junior.