He should just be thankful it wasn't ping-pong.

Prince Hippo has a long way to go before he's anywhere close to the fighter his father was.

Oh keep your shirt on.

I had hoped you wouldn't stoop to that level.

so thoughtful of the cop to fasten Hernandez's seat belt. As a father of two, I approve!

Weird he didn't get that shirt on all the way. He's usually fully armed.

Based on where they apprehended him, I hope he was read his Veranda Rights.

I think the look on his face said, "I ordered 5 limos last night?"

This is also the same moment that Aaron Hernandez realized he wasn't in the SEC anymore.

He could have been more prepared if he hadn't smashed the security cameras...

Aaron was being a bit optimistic at the beginning there. It'll be at least 10 years before he gets a contract offer from the Skins.

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a…

The guy in that office is gonna be pissed when he sees this. It might take him a second or 17, but he'll lose it.

Look at how empty those streets are...guess everyone went home with 20 seconds left.

LeBron's head should be fine. Typically people only lose their faces under Miami overpasses.

"Lebron Cam" - seriously?

America! Fuck Yeah!

Makes me want fuck a bald eagle...'Murica!