You got his name wrong. It's "Democratic Republic of the Congo Wade".

"His talent for nasty steals and slick defensive ability, though? I'd like to think I had a little influence on that."

Oh, wow, Wade's kid is so good that he convinced the kid in the clip at 0:42 to score for the wrong team.

I'm shocked that Zaire chose to wear LeBron's shoes given his father's propensity for flops.

Wade definitely seems like the NBA player most likely to name his kid after a kleptocratic regime.

of course i'll subscribe to MiddleSchoolHoops...

Wow, look how fast he Congo!

It's a real shame that Jim Gray didn't get caught in the crossfire.

Absolutely. He totally looks like the NBA player would have his money in stable investments and wouldn't be begging on the street two years after he's out of the league.

You're partly right. It is really unfortunate when one comes across as a douche in an internet comment.

This looks like Dennis Rodman with vitiligo.

Omnivore, my ass.

Still can't believe they let Kawhi Leonard guard him while wearing one of those giant foam hands.

I think more people are getting used to him being the greatest in the NBA "right now". But he still has problems (flops, the decision, global icon, not 1, 2, 3...)

A pensive Coach Popovich considers his Tombstone.

Not pictured: Manu Ginobili eating Digiorno. You simply can't deliver if you can't drive.

Back in the visitor's locker room, a rapidly defrosting Totino's Party Pizza quietly sits, unopened, in Tim Duncan's locker.

Not pictured: Papa John passed out on the club floor.

Wow, the Miami club scene isn't overhyped at all!!!

"Quit poppin those bottles and get to work on my cherry"