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I'm sure this was a huge moment for Wade and LeBron, as this is the first time they have communicated with an actual coach in quite some time.

There is a lot of respect there. It was a great series. As a Spurs fan my heart is broken but you can only beat yourself for so long. I cringed every time Ginobili had the ball in his hands the entire series. He has been extremely wreckless all playoffs long. I love Ginobili for everything he has done and what he has

"I'm Lebron James from Akron, Ohio... I'm not even supposed to be here."

... Well, yeah, the cities of Akron and Cleveland know that already, dipshit.

pics or it didn't happen?

Lebron cementing his legacy, you don't have to like the guy, but you gotta respect him. Kudos.

Can we discuss how absolutely awful Ginobili is?

You might have expected Popovich to be more upset, but he was mentally prepared for this moment ever since David Stern told him about it on Sunday.

Heat fans came prepared to make noise

Can you go into detalles instead?

It'll be just like eHarmony. Let's be honest, you don't plan on showing up looking like your profile picture.

My biggest fear of going to one of these things is someone "air quoting" a chunk of something I say, and then taking it completely out of context and responding to it in a whimsical way.

Do the commenters with Burner accounts show up wearing the skin of anonymous hobos?

Only announcing events that people on the east coast would care about? Bummer, just like ESPN.

So, not in Seattle? Bummer. Just like the NBA.

I imagine +1s are be given out in the form of shots.

As a long time Spurs fan I can say win or lose I am incredibly proud of my Spurs. Also, much respect for the Heat, if they end up winning you definitely can't say they didn't deserve it.

I asked this question before in relation to one of Drew's signings: does it end up being really weird when random Deadspin readers and commenters show up to these things? It seems like it'd be weird.

Investigators are still uncertain how the vandal entered the home. My bet, he used a small porch, platform, or staircase leading to the entrance of a house or building.

By the end he looked like an ass too, I agree. But the two of them ... right out of the gates, texting a guest for a receipt? Telling him that he should've given money? Telling him how much they spent per plate? And that he should read up on wedding rules (that one actually made me laugh a bit, in context)? Just,

He's way more polite than I would have been.