And all of this, ALL OF IT, to protect what? A Heisman winner? A major revenue generator for the league? A player considered the "face" of the NFL?

Done.

Also, you went back a long way to find this one. Very timely.

Even if the Ravens cut him, I doubt the domestic abuse will be nearly as relevant as Rice's problem with negative yardage. People just can't stop walking back statements about him.

Personally, I'm all for Ray Rice playing this season. In fact, I think he should have his suspension lifted and that he be used as a feature back and an integral component of their offense.

Seems like Rice is cooked.

NOPE. As in unbelievable some scumbag would shit on a victim of an assault because she got arrested for having beer and pot one time in college.

And it has already begun:

This should count for a 6th MMA title.

"Wait, we can opt out of Cleveland?" — Clevelanders.

I suppose I should thank Nike for attempting to protect me from the feeling of "there's 10 minutes I'll never get back" with which I'm now consumed.

I read the whole thing. Total waste of time. Theres your summation.

For once, a sequel that's even better than the original (and this one mentions LeBron):

Forgiven for the crime of leaving their shitty ass city and shitty ass owner after spending 8 seasons carrying their shitty ass team around on his back without ever even being the team's highest paid player...

Nope, they are. It's actually the easiest to officiate considering there's 3 officials, 10 players and most of the action is played right in front of them in the half court. They don't even have to distinguish between a charge and a block anymore because they put an idiot-proof line for them. The advent of replay has…

As relatively meaningless a call as it was, the ridiculously over-the-top "offensive foul" call on Patty Mills for "sticking his leg out" was a textbook example of just how fucking idiotic NBA officials are.

That's awesome but how is she supposed to clean the house and make dinner when she's playing softball?

Neat they saved me a seat! Any idea where the jackasses who take themselves too seriously are? Oh they all got "Curbside To Go" but are just eating it alone in their cars? And they all got quesadilla burgers?

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