That’s fine. Nobody really wanted to get in the Eva Shinkansen, they just did it because they had to; it was the only way they could feel important and loved.

It’s the US. The better European market stuff (I’ll include Ford of Europe products) with an accessible price has never been available in the US, save for a few rare exceptions.

On the contrary, they do. The US people voted with their wallets that all they want are increasingly massive SUVs, so Ford is obliging by getting rid of all the stuff US people do not buy. At least for now, Ford is keeping some of these goodies around in the countries where a significant fraction of the population…

I use to enjoy a bit of American-trolling, but this isn’t funny anymore.

Fuck you US Ford.

They’re handier than you think!

I see Cletus brought his sister and his wife.

Obviously.

“or go to the police with a description?”

It had AM, FM and an auto-reverse tape!

“criminal mischief...reckless endangerment...and menacing”?

Nothing would make me happier than to see Vanilla Isis become the term of record for these terrorists.

Probably one of those good frying pans, too. I’m guessing it was either cast iron or one of those copper pots. I want one of those.

Police have still not found any evidence implicating a banjo playing accomplice.

That’s not enough. Paddock was in his 60s. We need to secure all white men just to be safe.

Vanilla Isis must be stopped. Haven’t they killed more than 100 people in the last year alone? Ten more today? But we don’t call them terrorists. GTFO with that.

“[We’re] calling for a total and complete shutdown of [young white men living in] the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”

Young white men are animals and should be rounded up, locked up, and studied until we can figure out why they are killing everyone else.

A white guy who asks “well how come they can say it?” in public.

It’s too damn early in the morning for that picture.