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I love car sounds quite deeply. Sometimes I just play an onboard of some racecar in the background of my day.

When true masters held the pen...

We should really try to encourage alt-right morons to do more of this sort of self-sabotage in the name of trolling. Can we convince them that bhut jolokia peppers, antibacterial medicine, and bad plastic surgery are all “triggering” to “snowflakes”? I love the idea of them torturing themselves in an attempt to troll

It would’ve been better if they were overseas in the military, because they know what they’re getting themselves into.

“But I’m not altogether convinced of *Miami-Dade PD’s* claim that the male officer struck Freitas in her face “to gain compliance and control.”” 

A church is filled with people on a Sunday. He lived in backwoods Texas. This was literally the only place to find a crowd. Please don’t make yourself a victim in this. There are plenty of real ones, this has nothing to do with you.

4 out 5 zombies agree! Trump’s brain is delicious. It’s very tender because it was raised in a stall and never moved around.

Ever notice how Stephen Hawking never talks about how smart he is, or how good his brain is? Just sayin’...

I’m ambivalent about this. On the one hand, that slap wasn’t doing damage. There was no threat. Charge her for assault for it.

Well there is that, but also the k cars were also electrical nightmares that liked to catch fire. Seeing these things come in the shop in the late 90s it was either electrical, trans issues, or snapped cam shafts.

Except Nazis. Obvi. It’s the 11th Commandment.

Why am I not surprised that the first 2 are early 90's K-cars

I know the popular refrain here seems to be “welp, don’t hit a cop”.

I’m not saying socking shit out of her was right but THIS DESCRIPTION is hilarious

She wins because she isn’t dead like the rest of us would be and have been.

When “white girl wasted” goes wrong...

“Bridget Freitas, a 30-year-old nurse, has been charged with a battery of a police officer

“...causing the detective to strike Freitas in her face to gain compliance and control.”