Hardest damned mistake I’ve ever tried to make.

Why top-down? Goddammit! I play Minecraft for the first-person perspective. If I wanted to play a top-down dungeon game, I’d play one of the fifty million OTHER top-down dungeon games, like Gauntlet.

Are children making out and going down on each other in your elementary school? Because the virus passes through saliva and mucous membranes, not water fountains and cooties.

Oh, also, this stuff is amazing. Espresso Root Beer:

That sounds really, really good. I might have to hit up the bar this week.

God that sounds amazing.

Next time you’re in a bar, order a Black Russian with Coke. Just like drinking an alcoholic Coke Blak.

Scale up or down? I mean, I play Dauntless solo every day.

This season of Cage did the slow burn thing masterfully, I thought. So good. Especially Mariah’s penultimate and last scenes in the final episode. They trick you into thinking something specific is going to happen—and then it doesn’t. And when it does later, it’s like a cold slap in the face.

They actually did it right in this season by letting the performances breathe instead of cramming more plot into it. The scene where Luke and Claire argue in her apartment and the scene where Mariah talks to Tilda about her family in the Rand building are two stand-out performances that would have suffered greatly if…

Is there any way to get rid of Like notifications in my header notifications? I don’t need one for each and every Like. I just want Comment notifications for the engagement value. Some days I’ll wake up and there’s 30-40 notifications to sift through, and 90% of them are “so-and-so liked your post.” Sometimes it can…

What is this word “terrainical”? Google isn’t helping me and I’ve never heard of this word.

Right—he’s not even half the writer you are. Can you imagine what a loss it would be if the flood ruined all the signed first editions of the award-winning, million-selling novels you’ve written? We’d really be in mourning.

Agreeing with the other commenters. I clicked on the article to find out what was up with Barret’s gun arm, not to be directed to a 20-minute video somewhere else. This kind of thing is better linked to social media straight from YouTube, not dressed up as a Kotaku.com article, which turned out not to be an article…

I tried this beer since I live in Michigan now, thinking it was going to be amazing. Like literally every beer I ever try to drink, it was not. I wish I knew what was wrong with my tongue—I want to be a beer guy and enjoy all these amazing beers I keep hearing about, but they all just taste like some horrifying…

Who paid for this one?

What are you talking about? Donald Duck was in the original cartoon. He was in multiple episodes.

The Dark Tower failed because it was a movie based not on the book series, but on a conversation about the Dark Tower which Akiva Goldsman eavesdropped secondhand from someone else on the subway while a busker was singing, and then he retold it to Nikolaj Arcel from across a large room where contractors were using…

Apparently the armor plates are wired to his body to keep him from coming out of the suit every time he goes into superspeed.

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