I like adding lemon to the water before I boil noodles for pasta, so that the pasta soaks up the lemon juice with the water.

Then you should probably let Stephen King know he’s wrong about his own series, because he’s been tweeting about how this is go-round #20 in the All-Star Roland Goes to The Dark Tower Tour.

He’s made 19 journeys to the Tower. This will be the 20th.

I cannot believe you didn’t list Vagante, which could run on a microwave and happens to be the best platformer roguelike on Steam.

What is it with Trump and ripping? No one’s ripping anything here.

“Cucked”

“Tualet”? That is impressive.

My family lives in Georgia, so you can go to Hell.

I’m more concerned with that look of unrestrained, giddy glee on Mitch McConnell’s turtly face.

Fuck you. You are a reprehensible piece of shit.

I gave a damn before that ripoff bullshit finale last season. Scott Gimple went from the showrunner of the best western on TV to a TV’s P. T. Barnum and I’m done. No Negan egress for me.

The Kandarian dagger.

Some day. Ever since Super Mario Sunshine I’ve been waiting for a good Mario game.

Tolerance does not include tolerance of hatred. You can do and be whatever you like, as long as that something isn’t a hateful, pointless piece of shit.

OH YES. I remember that now.

I probably did, it’s been a while. There are some other things I seem to be misremembering about it too.

I must be losing my mind. I don’t remember sex in this book at all.

...What do you think Donald Trump is?

Gun safety classes are a Good Thing™, and there’s a time and a place for them, and a comic convention isn’t it.

I just use Tweetdeck. Twitter itself is a thousand times easier to use and I never see promoted tweets.