Lot of future lonely elderly parents in this thread, I see. “I wonder why my kids never visit.”

I’m not sure I want to fund a Nazi regime, though.

Or don’t do that, because the largest franchisee of Popeye’s, Bob Berg, owner of about 200 Popeye’s locations and the CEO of Interfoods, is a huge racist, Trump supporter, and All Lives Matter asshole. He lives here in Petoskey, Michigan, and has been interrupting our Black Lives Matter protests to attack protesters.

I’d just be happy if I could play it at all. I’m constantly hearing people crow about the game on social media, and I can’t afford a Switch to play it. There’s your FOMO right there. I’d be happy with any level of game progression if I could distract myself from this horseshit quarantine.

Holy hell, you’re on the wrong internet today.

Thanks for the condescending link, but no thanks. I’ve reached my smartass quota for this month.

CBD actually works. I used it for my anxiety and racing thoughts earlier this year, and I’m thinking of getting another bottle, because my anxiety’s getting bad again. Maybe if you actually looked into something instead of just shitting on it because you don’t understand it, you might benefit from it.

What in the world happened in the Seventies?

How in the name of God do I make this article stop appearing for me? Every single time I come to this website, DISNEY DUDES DICKS front and center, without fail.

You could use the Mike Pence party hack and just sit there quietly, with a look of intense abdominal pain on your face, until people get uncomfortable and leave.

Dude, Stephen, I’m a card-carrying anti-Trump guy, I hate the dude’s guts, but you used “dawned” instead of “donned.” We’re all in this glass house standing next to you.

The commissioned officers and warrant officers among us who can drop $899 on an iPhone can easily afford to buy a $999 iPhone. Us enlisted can’t afford anywhere near $899, much less a far more expensive MacBook. I mean, I appreciate the goodwill, but I’m honestly not sure who this discount is for.

It was hard and took several years, but compared to finding someone that wants me, it was a walk in the park.

I’m 37, did a decade in the Army and deployed to Afghanistan, got a book deal with a NYC publisher, and a lot of other “impossible” things, and yet getting anybody to settle down and have kids with me is the hardest thing I have ever done, hands down, bar none. I don’t think “good news” is in the cards for me

Hardest damned mistake I’ve ever tried to make.

Why top-down? Goddammit! I play Minecraft for the first-person perspective. If I wanted to play a top-down dungeon game, I’d play one of the fifty million OTHER top-down dungeon games, like Gauntlet.

Oh, also, this stuff is amazing. Espresso Root Beer:

That sounds really, really good. I might have to hit up the bar this week.

God that sounds amazing.

Next time you’re in a bar, order a Black Russian with Coke. Just like drinking an alcoholic Coke Blak.