That’s Hurtworld? That title and their Steam front-end cover art aren’t doing them any favors.

I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought “Trump” when I saw Thanos’s tiny mitts.

... He’s Asian.

You deserve more stars than you have.

It’s not a good idea. If Jason catches you, you might as well go fix a sandwich and sit down for some spectating, because you’re fucked.

If you’re gonna do Akira Toriyama, I think I’d much rather see a Chronotrigger movie.

They look like generic Amazon fantasy novels.

Isn’t a “jamoke” one of those milkshakes from Arby’s?

/r/fantasy? Is that you?

That won't do shit, we've all got debt like that. You might as well send them to college.

No.

That last one is amazingly apt. Holy shit.

Money is great until you've wrestled with the eighth client that month that insists "the moon is too blue" in revision one, "the moon is not blue enough" in revision two, "the moon is too big" in revision three, "the moon is too far to the left" in revision four, "the moon is too small" in revision five, and "you know…

There's not enough money in the world to get me to move to Detroit.

My mom had me clean the back porch with a toothbrush or carry a shovel everywhere I went all day, even to the bathroom.

I can just imagine me wearing my VR headset and jerking it to VR porn, and after I'm finished and the afterglow is setting in, I take off my headset and realize that I'm in a room full of silently laughing people.

I've never understood these articles. Giving a woman an orgasm isn't an insurmountable obstacle. I've never had a sexual session where I didn't have to put down a towel. My ex and I ruined an armchair this way.

That Beast was terrifying.

The best part is that there's a dropdown to share this to Facebook and Twitter.

Why in the name of God aren't they running a Kickstarter for it?