I actually really, really like the designs in the topmost graphic. Very Tex Avery/Chuck Jones. They could have pulled a Wind Waker and done a cel-shaded game in this style and I would have been all over it. Maybe without the shirt. The shirt seems superfluous. Maybe a vest.

Can we PLEASE make these stupid screen-darkening popover ads a thing of the past? There's not a single thing they advertise that I'm interested in—all they're doing is interrupting me as soon as I get interested in the page. I've lost count of the tabs I've just closed in anger when I got two paragraphs into an…

Because they don't view it as legitimate work. Take it from me, I write novels and put up with this shit all the time.

Mr. Red gets a big ol helping of victim-blaming. I love it.

Same here. I wish I could afford a console or a good enough computer to play these new horror games. Amnesia is the very limit of my technological capabilities.

Yeah... it's why I enjoy watching older movies. I love the long, stately, lingering shots. The actors get more time to emote and everything seems more dramatic and lifelike.

This doesn't translate to games, but movies these days aren't slow-paced enough, like they used to be. There's no room to breathe. I'd rather watch a 3-hour movie with slow, believable, heart-wrenching scenes than an hour and a half movie where the viewer is basically dragged by his hair through every scene, where…

Resident Evil 2, 3, and Code Veronica were the best of the series. 4 was the beginning of the slide into "deranged action-movie".

They lost me a long time ago with RE4. I'm not coming back. I can't afford to anymore anyway. Maybe if I can run the PC version....

It has nothing to do with gun control laws, it's all about the gun-centric culture. Gun control laws won't fix guns anymore than making drugs illegal made drugs go away.

I don't know who this person is that's "protected their country", but he sure as hell doesn't represent the rest of us veterans. I just want everybody reading this to know and acknowledge that. Service =/= mental problems.

AGATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Have these people never heard of superglue?

As someone who owns a Mac, I can tell you this list should have been titled "The Games for Mac", because this is pretty much all there is.

THE KOOPA KIDS! HELL YES! Oh my God the Mario 3 feels.

Why is Winnie the Pooh the draw for this article? The title should be "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT ALL THIS AMAZING ARTWORK OF THINGS THAT AREN'T WINNIE THE POOH"

I would want this, if it were controlled entirely with tracked hand gestures. Index finger pointing—move in that direction. Bob your fist up, jump.

Thanks. I have plenty of friends! I just don't impose standards on them. I let them be themselves. And if they do something I don't like, I either accept them for whatever virtue I saw in them in the first place, or I let them go. But you keep doing you—that passive-aggressiveness is the best thing ever.

It honestly is. There aren't very many cool people around here. It's mostly rednecks and old folks. You hit 25 and you either pick up a meth habit or leave. I picked option C, "too broke to move, too awesome for methamphetamines".

This is why we don't bother trying. If my friendship had conditions, I wouldn't have any.