Here here, more than a mouthful's a waste.

I'm pretty sure EA pales in comparison to Walmart.

CAPISCE. CAPIIIIIISCE.

$50 a day?!

Sounds like I won't ever be buying another console. Ever.

If a man doesn't want to go down on a woman, he's either

This mental image made me laugh like a fucking hyena.

Another reason why cats are disgusting. Seriously, I'd rather have a mouse problem. Mice don't give me toxoplasmosis, force me to shovel shit out of a box, knock everything off the tables, steal my food while I'm fucking eating it, tear up the furniture, or sit on my back at 1 in the morning and wake me up.

It has very little to do with the actual profile. It's all about geographical location. NYC, NYC, NYC. If these people were in Middle of Nowhere, FU 33918 with me, they wouldn't be getting any messages either.

That's great and all, but do all of you need to fulfill your daily desire to piss on anything and everything the internet puts in front of you?

I'm going to assume 50,000+ people

Is every article on Kotaku and io9 crampacked with assholes?

Do you also have a method for commenting on internet articles that doesn't make you look like a buffoon?

This is why I prefer TERA Online. Far better, and skill-based combat as opposed to stats. I have no idea why ESO didn't do it. I once fought a team boss monster by myself, as an archer (it was one of the Buddha BAMs, big-ass sonofabitch, looks like Mojo from X-Men). It took me an hour or two of some Devil May Cry…

Also, that stereotype just doesn't exist anymore. There are a few grandfathered in, but for the most part, it's the dead dream of a bygone zeitgeist.

"I have nipples. Could you milk me, Ocelot?"

[vaguely interested]

She got rejected?

Nice idea, but the execution looks really janky.

Wow... that actually got me excited for the game, unlike Bangarang.