I think you answered your own question.

lol. Man, you just don't give up. If I promise to be your friend and pay you lots of attention, will you shut the fuck up?

Fantastic. I always wondered what happened to those kids in school that had to wear the white helmets because their heads were too soft. Now I know!

I have fantastic self esteem. I just think you're an oblivious troll.

Who are these idiot people that act like this? Seriously, what the fuck?

Thanks, Mike—I hope you enjoy it! Feel free to grab me through my website, I'm always game to talk to readers. :)

What makes you say that? The fact that I take pride in my work and give a rat's ass as to how it's put together for the market? Wouldn't that demonstrate the opposite?

Thanks for shitting on all of us that actually put effort into our material. And before you accuse me of writing the same overplayed crap: my books.

First: self-publishing is not the "easy way out". It's a long, demoralizing slog. If traditional publishing was you waiting for a bus, self-publishing is you taking to the street and walking the entire thirty miles.

Looks like Bieber making out with some dude.

Boy, that's not a good endorsement of iTunes at all.

I wish this guy would go after Georgia lawyer Ken Nugent with a sledgehammer.

Do all of these "groundbreaking RPGs" have to be cartoony fairy-forests and look like screengrabs from Ferngully?

Something something Imogen Poots something something Imogen Poots something

I would listen to her explain a VCR. Good God the librarian sexiness.

Scribd can go fuck itself. Their system is broken and if you upload a book (an actual book, not some goddamn My Little Pony fanfic) it goes into the "Documents" cordon where no one will ever see it. They also aren't integrating Smashwords worth a crap, so even if your book comes in through that, they don't put it in…

The man has enough money to throw 4,000 British pounds at a giant facsimile of a children's toy.

The Ouya would have been an amazing console in 1997.

OkChubby. I fucking love you. That's the best name for that shit I have ever seen.

If you were making me run everywhere, I'd give you the finger too.