Please come in here and turn a discussion about comic books and Don Cheadle into a completely nonsensical and irrelevant anti-Obama rant. That's exactly what we need.

I'm sure Terrence Howard ruined Terrence Howard's film career.

Is this one of those weird satirical articles where you list all the bad things about something, pretending that they are the good things?

Slow down there, Bamm-Bamm.

That doesn't exist here. It's either Subway, or make your own sandwich. I imagine it's like that in a lot of places that aren't where you live, Mr. I Live In a Place With Delis.

Who the hell has the money to give to a charity? I can barely keep my fucking lights on.

When your house is burning down, your mind isn't exactly in the best of places.

I can see the headline now: "Man Rushed to Hospital With Chopstick Javelin Lodged in Lung"

Wow, and I thought I was bad about saying stupid shit.

If it were airing in America, I might give a shit... but if Japan is the only country seeing it, who cares?

Litigious? When did he slap a lawsuit on you?

New to what? I've been in and out of Reddit for years, and I agree, it's shit. Not functionally, but socially. I've never seen so many assholes in one place since nudism.

Good old He-Man. He looks like he smells like coconuts and woodsmoke.

KATANAS ARE NOT CHOPPING WEAPONS. THEY ARE NOT STABBING WEAPONS. THEY ARE NOT BROADSWORDS OR RAPIERS.

As a serious author, I cannot vomit hard enough.

No kidding, that's why I'm an atheist too. :P

This. Could you imagine what the world would be like if suddenly everyone on the planet woke up and realized there's no Hell?

Shit, that kinda makes me want to take up smoking.

Everybody's complaining about Seinfeld, but I'll take Seinfeld over all the goddamn GameCube vaping articles the stoners at Kotaku keep putting up.

Prey already did this. Cool game doe.