I can guarantee you the kind of person that brings a five-year-old to see Wolf of Wall Street is precisely not the kind of person that will see your angry monologue on an internet blog.

From another Adam, I apologize to all of you.

What is it with you cats and these fucking hookahs? We come here for video game articles, not pictures of drugs. Make a stoner blog for this, you're not preaching to the choir here.

Nobody gives a rat's ass about this except for your stoner friends. Why? Just, why?

Can I just watch raptors eat ponies? Can I do that?

So you're the one they do this crap to appease! I knew there was someone, somewhere.

Stir the Sriracha into the eggs the next time you make an omelet, and dust the omelet as it fries with cilantro.

Nuhhh...he's pretty much right, man. This culture is one on emotional pins and needles. Internet trolls are needles, and the rest of us are pin cushions. And whenever one of us gets a little sharp, everybody starts bitching that he's a needle.

Never mind, it's archive footage from last year. I'm having a dumb day.

Am I the only commenter looking at this and seeing people wearing hats that say 2012 and the number 2012 at the top of the building in the background?

If I had to pick, though, I'd rather have affordable healthcare. We're in the same boat with healthcare as we are with internet, but at least the internet service is better than the healthcare, comparatively speaking.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Instead of wasting everyone's time demonizing video games, they need to focus on MENTAL FUCKING ILLNESS, because that's the problem here, not video games. They need to focus on making medical treatment easier to access for Americans like the rest of the developed world, and diminishing the stigma around mental health…

He's not the one that mentioned race, you are. Dog.

Yeah, man—fuck libraries too, right?

This comments section is like watching a circlejerk, an AA meeting, and a special education field trip all rolled into one.

Fantastic. It's assholes like this that make people like me look like shit before I even message you.

Nightmare Armor Studios talks to the intellectual property rights holders when they make suits. I think they made a video of the time they made the Gears of War suit and presented it to CliffyB in person.

There should be a transfer protocol allowing people to kick trolls like you in the fucking nuts.

Congratulations, this was seriously the dumbest thing I've read today. The Oculus Rift isn't vaporware. The Phantom was vaporware. The Ouya wanted to be vaporware, but it's actually in stores.