Ah. That shouldn't be too hard to implement.

This looks like stuff we have now. And we have microcameras. Do you not ever watch the feeds from soldiers in firefights? They're all over LiveLeak.

Welcome to 1994. We're glad to have you here.

Does the mascot chug like a slideshow, just like Unity?

I like how the same people that complain about YouTubers not having "a real job" are the same ones that pay to watch grown men make millions of dollars playing a little kids' game, throwing a ball back and forth. If making videos for YouTube isn't a real job, then neither is fucking football.

I sympathize with YouTubers and the "real job" sentiment, but to be honest even as someone that writes for a living, this is a hard pill to swallow from a guy that looks like this. And yes, I used to be almost 300 lbs before I got off my ass and did something about it, so take your trolling elsewhere.

You need more cards. Play the online version at Decks Against Society.

Holy hell, they're putting a game on a console?

Ahahaha, well played, internet stranger.

A man after my own heart. I grew up helping with special education students and PewDiePie literally really actually brings back memories of trying to calm screaming, punching, cock-eyed, brain-damaged children.

...What part of Red Dead Redemption was the debacle part, again?

Good God, are you typing with your dick? You are, aren't you?

I just want to kick his ass for having a lot of money and blowing it on stupid shit. I don't even care about Fallout.

No. No, they really don't have a point. If they do, it's on their heads.

...This is the kind of journalism that Kotaku's readership should be coming here to read, Evan Narcisse. This is print-level article-writing. Bravo.

The Angel one was stupid, but this one was actually pretty fucking funny. The real comedy part of it is the increasingly elaborate descriptions he keeps pinning to Nightcrawler's BAMF. "Angela Lansbury, an older woman, dressed all in leather, sleeping in a sleeping bag in a room with no windows...."

Agreed. They're no better than the mice they're supposed to be hunting. At least I don't have to shovel rat shit and they don't steal food right out of my hands or wake me up with a brown-eye. I don't have rats birthing litters of squawling babies on my bed. The mice don't fuck up my furniture and piss all over my…

I loved Far Cry 2 with all my black heart. The multiplayer was a goddamn revelation. I simply cannot understand all the hate-ons people have for it. It was a fantastic game.

This "mouse and keyboard are easier to use" and the "hotkeys all over the keyboard" are both horseshit.

The world has been lying to me for the past 32 years!