That would be a gyro. Yeah.

What if I told you it would be nothing but a vast, sprawling village of tiny little huts, dicks, and pixel art murals of Mario and Pokemon characters?

Play video games: Yes, I'm giving you an excuse to play video games. As some researchers have pointed out, playing certain video games can actually lead to an increase in grey matter. This is just one of the many benefits of video games we've noted.

Jesus, if this guy actually is from Alabama, I have to apologize for our state neighbors. We try, but they're an hour behind us.

That's clique, by the way. What a "Paul Bryant" move.

And another piece of expensive electronics gets added to the giant poisonous junkpile for no good reason. Fantastic.

Pointless and wasteful bullshit.

I'm not sure 5 million people counts as "a few".

Woah, they made a TV series based on Dexter?

And this is different from Kinja how?

Oh no! There are people that like things you don't like!

Because they are the best at kissing ass, and kissing ass is how you get promoted.

I can, I just don't enjoy it. It's like playing with my feet. I do enjoy the mouselook over the right analog, but the movement is fucked.

lol, I've been playing these fucking things since you were shitting your Underoos. Your troll-fu is weak.

Noob? I've been playing video games since the mid 80's. You have brain damage and should have it checked out.

Look up the Splitfish controller on Amazon.com. Analog nunchuck for the left hand, mouse for the right hand, wireless on a USB dongle.

You have a strange idea of "pretty darn good", man.

Funny, that's what I look like when I play with WASD because I don't have fingers like an octopus.

This art looks like Rob Liefeld's stuff, if Liefeld knew how to draw feet and his characters didn't have a thousand teeth. What could he possibly be keeping in all those pouches?

The only thing I took was the opportunity to show you that I could also be a douche, but in a lot fewer words.