Oh my Jesus God, that is the most badass Aquaman I have ever seen. Is that what he canonically looks like now, or is this just an Injustice thing? Because if that's today's Aquaman, I might have to go visit the deep blue.

Really? I didn't even know that, I don't follow WH40K.

None of that stuff breathes, the uniform included — that stuff is so sturdy it damn near stands up by itself, especially the thicker new woodland type. There were days I'd take off my armor and it would look like I'd gone swimming. I'll bet the Space Marine isn't wearing three layers, ceramic armor, and a pair of wool…

Where's the part that said there were millions of new features?

I didn't get heatstroke walking around the A-Stan in 40 lbs of ceramic plating and 100lbs of gear. You could put water-logged silica-gel meshlines in the Space Marine armor and stay pretty cool all day.

My favorite part is where you assume everybody has the time and money to go to school for a better career.

Probably a false alarm, but good thinking.

I hope to God you're not talking about the spam link in the comment directly above your own.

Reddit? Better and more tolerant than this? Are you serious? You must be the new guy.

You see everything in deep Depth of Field?

... Buttered coffee?

Because I don't call Mario "Marry-O" either.

I wish I, too, had the money to hurl expensive electronics across the room. If I had a Fire I'd probably keep it in a foam inset briefcase.

My house burned down in 2003 from a creosote fire in the chimney. It started in the attic and everything collapsed into the basement.

You know, I wanted to do this for my novel until I saw this ballsy, dumbass statement in their terms of use: "You give us the unfettered right to do anything we want with all your content, forever. So there ner."

In our house we say (for some inexplicable reason), "Threaten me with a good time."

You ought to be spanked.

I hope you're fucking joking about that Arena thing. Do people not understand the concept of time? The concept of one game coming out before the other?