This man's got the right idea.

Defiantly? Is he going against the norm? Bucking the trend? Ignoring advice? Doing the impossible?

So does playing darts and football, and catching frisbees. That was fucking stupid.

No, I was doing some work for my landlord in an apartment across the street and he approached me as I was taking a break. We started having a conversation and it got around to that shit.

No, because crazy people don't know that they are crazy. To them, buttering cats is completely normal, and YOU are the crazy one for not buttering cats.

Holy shit. Welcome to dramatic narrative, where bad people to bad things to good people. We'll castrate any further stories to avoid offending you in the future. In fact, maybe we'll burn a few million books just to be thorough.

There are people that legitimately believe these kinds of things. I used to have a neighbor that told me in complete confidence that for years he's been fighting bodyhopping immortal vampires and that he can bodyhop as well. He told me he's been Bill Clinton twice, and he personally knows the man-thing that used to be…

Even that's too direct. This is like meeting with Mattel, the makers of Barbie dolls, about the issue of bulimia in young girls. Barbie dolls don't make you stick your finger down your throat and vomit until your teeth rot out from acid exposure — that's all you, baby, you and your mental illness.

[insert random bitching to fit in with everybody else in here]

Holy crap. Either nearly everybody in this article's comment section is a total troll, or they don't know Jaleel White's (aka Steve Urkel) been Sonic's main voice actor since Sega's heyday. He was in both American TV cartoon series and I think multiple games.

The laziest troll attempt I have ever seen. It doesn't count if it's "ironic".

Ahahahahaha—

Hahaha, I'm not angry at all. I'm actually pretty Zen.

You must've forgotten how to use contractions. Perhaps you should read a book instead of dryhumping your computer in public.

Oh, are they? My bad.

That's really good. You should find someone to dress up as Bender, and get the voice downpat.

It looks fine, but runs like shit and the multiplayer and map editor are irretrievably broken. A map editor that crashes the Xbox if you rotate things with collections turned on? The ability to place vehicles and animals that are removed when you play the map? An obtuse, labyrinthine interface?

Protip: Saying ridiculous, unfounded, hateful things for no reason is one of the fastest ways to peg yourself as a dumbass.

Hahahaha, it's funny because it's true.

Why are none of these in the blue-gray ACU pattern or the Multicams? These guys all look like Spanish and Italian soldiers. I don't know any US soldiers that still wear DCU or woodland BDU, they're both out of regs.