Pikarya? Guess it's a commenter that makes smart-ass remarks about a game he doesn't like because he can't comprehend it.

It does when it's made in China.

And for our next trick, we shall explain our hands.

He looks like Ming the Merciless. Kirk the Callous?

I'm less surprised by the vagina and anus insertions than I am the other ones. A Maxipad in the throat? What the fuck? How do you even get a Dixie cup IN your nose? Fold it into a tube?

Har har, it's gone, you piece of shit.

You could, I dunno, stay with with me here: you could give it to someone that doesn't have one. Gasp! Scandalous, I know.

There you go. Gamestop makes for a pretty good fence for stolen video games and games that are less important than beer and pot.

Have they released a patch for the console versions that unfuck the map editor and fix problems like freezing/crashing when you try to do anything with collections turned on, and the fact that multiplayer no longer has vehicles and doesn't allow animals?

That's nothing but coincidence. Don't even kid yourself.

Self-publish. Put it on the ebook market. Traditional publishing isn't the only way to go anymore, not by a long shot.

Bullshit? You dare to blaspheme Rutger Hauer, Blind Fury, even, and you have the unmitigated gall to talk about shame?

If Stephen King told himself that, Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman wouldn't have been in a movie called "The Shawshank Redemption" and you'd have no idea what The Green Mile was.

What? Farcry3's map maker lets you put down vehicles. Why would it let you do that if you couldn't use them?

That sounds like the beginning of a limerick.

I guess you'll be the guy locking them up in the barn and trying to reason with them, when it all goes down, huh?

I knew there was a reason I liked you, Lizardo. I've been crooning about mental healthcare affordability, accessibility, and the stigma all week.

OH MY GOD THIS SHIT AGAIN.

1. Accusations of imagery plagiarism are not a cool way to promote your books.

I didn't say everybody but one did. I'm saying one out of everybody else didn't. So it stands to reason that since one didn't, nobody did.