You were? What are you doing now?

Show's over, everybody. One guy out of 40,764,561 definitely didn't experience it. Oh well. The idea was nice, I guess.

I wanted to get into it, but that goddamned watermark was like reading through a screendoor with something printed on it.

Looks like outsourcing has finally come full circle.

Bold words from a man that can't finish developing the third game in a series he started almost fifteen fucking years ago and has been teasing ever since.

It's people like you that make me hope we are never visited by aliens, because if we are obliterated by an advanced species from another planet, it will be because you couldn't keep your idiot piehole fucking shut.

What part of any of this convinced you that the vast majority of us gave an ounce of damn?

Oh, there it is, the prerequisite Hate On The Xbox comment that pops up in EVERY SINGLE MINECRAFT ARTICLE.

I'm not sure whether I should be angrier at the phonetic spelling of that contraction, or the inherent stupidity of the whole sentiment.

Does this mean you are now King of the Neighborhood?

Right, 400 years ago, asshole. Which tells you that it's a fucking rare thing to see. So why would it be coming back now?

This makes no fucking sense. I didn't quit in Mexico, and I'm sure not everyone has either; but then again, I've played a lot more multiplayer than single-player.

I bought Pork-flavored Pringles on a regular basis in Afghanistan and they were absolutely delicious.

In this case, it actually would! Hahaha

And I bet it has nothing to do with global warming at all, right everybody?

That clay mannequin's about as impressive as the armor itself. If that thing is solid through, that's a hell of a lot of clay. Looks kinda wet, too. I bet it was sloppy to put together.

They did it just for the sole purpose of irritating you, Andy.

Well, this was already answered in another comment, but I'm not going to waste my time to reiterate it, because you don't know how to look it up yourself. Do the rest of the internet a favor and learn how to do research.

[facepalm]

I'm surprised they didn't put him in charge of the Senate Science Committee. I guess they decided to go with someone even stupider.