Oh, cool! I didn't know there was an Elder Scrolls texture pack for World of Warcraft!

Yeah, somebody came up with this a long time ago. I might have actually seen it in the Feedback section of an issue of GameInformer.

I'm just going to leave this here.

This is a blog, new guy, not a news site.

That wasn't a test, you meant what you said, and now you're trying to cover it up by lying. At least you could have the balls to defend your opinion, as ass-backwards as it is.

Yes. Knee-jerk Hate makes people miss out on quite a few awesome things. If you have a powerful enough computer, you should get the PC version—there are some truly incredible mods out there that elevate the game far and above the original vision.

I love that, dude. Please tell me you can do the voice too.

Your eyes are broken. That's not even close to Jack Black.

I... already know this?

Fortunately, on Xbox Minecraft, you can hold the buttons down for automatic building/breaking, and you never ever need to buy any kind of graphics cards or anything like that to get Xbox Minecraft to run ten times better than Java PC Minecraft ever has.

31, but you'd still have to have been my father at 11.

This reminds me of something I've always wanted to do, which is namely: being so well-off that I can afford to turn "old used computers" into "tail lights".

Son? I'm probably older than you are.

You didn't like Dead Like Me? I'll admit the protagonist was a bit meh, but come on, it had the legendary Mandy Patinkin as a surly father figure, and Callum Blue (AKA General Zod from Smallville)!

Hahaha. Who's playing games with you?

You think it would've been funny if a man was shot in the head for a prank? What kind of demented motherfucker are you?

I sincerely hope that's an in-joke or reference I am not getting.

The people that call Minecraft pointless have no imagination. Minecraft is for the kid in some of us that grew up playing with sticks, rocks, and Lego growing up. Minecraft is for those of us that made pillow forts and treehouses and recruited our cats and dogs and superhero action figures as guards.

I think the point of it is that a LOT of people say stupid shit like "mind-bottling" and we had no idea you were using it ironically.

See, you SAY these things, but when something actually innovative comes along, people shit on it and we don't see anymore because developers don't want to invest in sequels, spiritual or no.